Pet Parody Fans Mugs

'Take us to your lead.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Dog Calenders.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

#NoJunk

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Alternative lifestyle."

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!