Pet Parody Appreciator Mugs

'I didn't want her feeling confined, so I bought her a larger cage.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

101 uses of a dead cat: record player

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"I was almost that last year."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

No, I don

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Canine Comedians

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'The butler did it.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"You remind me of someone."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Take us to your lead.'

"Allow Me"

"Man's best friend with benefits"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'You can't go outside.'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

Confidence.

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?