Chaotic Pet Antics Aficionado Gifts

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow Blue Arrows

Stubborn Horse

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Can I have flies with that'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games