Chaotic Pet Antics Aficionado Prints

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Stubborn Horse

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.