Pet Antics Enthusiast Prints

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'I'm going out of business because he ate the lemon.'

"That's not the moon, you idiot ... it's a night light!"

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'As soon as they go to bed, you eat the biscuits left for Santa while I drink the glass of milk...'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Pet Entertainers

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'