Pet-owning Chaos Enthusiast Prints

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Where's your evidence?"

Dog Day Afternoon

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Dog house"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'You have the right to remain silent.'