Pet-owning Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"Where's your evidence?"

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Dog house"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Dog Day Afternoon

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.