Dog Appreciators T-Shirts

Theatre Masks and Butts

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Family with pets.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

Chasebook

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Laboratory Retriever

"Gesundheit!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

I'm sure it's fake.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."