Canine Companionship Appreciators Gifts

"Man's best friend indeed."

Foster failure

Theatre Masks and Butts

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This never happened."

"I hate it when we fight."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Family with pets.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Chasebook

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'Tired of fetching?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Jumping Dogs

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Oh. It's you."

'Who's best friend are you?'