Canine Camaraderie Appreciator Gifts

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Bad dog."

Family with pets.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Canine Comedians

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

A Good Year.

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"In heaven there are no trees."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Cattery and kennels

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"How are we gonna spin this?"

"Man's best friend indeed."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'