Canine Camaraderie Lover Gifts

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

"Bad dog."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Jumping Dogs

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

Australian stress counselling.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

Cattery and kennels