Canine Camaraderie Gifts

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Cattery and kennels

"I'm new here, so I won't challenge you for the "Best Friend" status. I'll happily settle for "Better Friend" instead..."

Welcome to the Team

Playing Fetch.

"Bad dog."

Foster failure

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

The Charge of the Kids

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Workplace Shinanigans

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

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