Canine Camaraderie Appreciator T-Shirts

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

"Bad dog."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"In heaven there are no trees."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

A Good Year.

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Cattery and kennels

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"There, that ought to hold you."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"How are we gonna spin this?"

"Man's best friend indeed."