Canine Companion Appreciation Gifts

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Foster failure

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."