Dog-watching Expert Pillows

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'