Critters Appreciator Mugs

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Laboratory Retriever

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I'm huggable!'

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Art Pets

Musical Dog

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Meet the Artist.

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"