Cute Critter Aficionado Pillows

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Smart Asp

How Snails Are Born

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Gee, thanks

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"