Chatty Critter Fan Pillows

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

String Theory for Beginners.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"We have ways to make you stop talking, you know."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"I did it!"

Gatorade!

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Raccoon notepad

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!