Critter Comics Fan Gifts

Cramp!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Long Dachshund

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

We're barely gonna make it!

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Gatorade!

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'BOTOX...QUICK!

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."