Cat Humor Appreciateur Pillows

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Allow Me"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Cat Emojis

Cat Nightmares

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."