Cat Humor Appreciateur Pillows

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Allow Me"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'I'm telling you, he jumped!'

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'