Cat Comedy Appreciator Mugs

"Allow Me"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Canine Comedians

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Canary Heaven...

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."