Feline Cv Aficionado Gifts

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

Funky Facts: Cats

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pet Cemetery.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'What's that humming sound?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."