Feline Cv Aficionado Pillows

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Litter Tray Training

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."