Feline Admiration Gifts

Cat on a desert island sees the sunrise as an unreachable mouse.

"Remember, cats were once worshipped as gods."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Art Pets

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Hello, Kitty!"

"Say, where's the hogwash?"

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

A Victorian train station.