Feline Appreciation Gifts

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Net Zero Superstitions

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."