Feline Appreciation Pillows

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"So who is this First pet?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Portrait of a Lady

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'