Kitten Admiration Pillows

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

The practical psychopath

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat Boss

Cat Lover's Leap.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Puppy school vs. kitten school

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Kitten Futures

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.