Kitten Admiration T-Shirts

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

The practical psychopath

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat Boss

Cat Lover's Leap.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Net Zero Superstitions

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Kitten Futures

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Love the kitten heels!'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"