Feline Admiration Pillows

Cat on a desert island sees the sunrise as an unreachable mouse.

"Remember, cats were once worshipped as gods."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Art Pets

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Net Zero Superstitions

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Hello, Kitty!"

"Say, where's the hogwash?"

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

A Victorian train station.

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'

'You're very narcissistic.'