Cat Appreciation Day Pillows

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

The Mouse Princess

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Bad dog."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.