World Cat Day Pillows

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Support group for sheep.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'