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'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

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"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

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"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"You're completely screwed up."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Beware of the Cat.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

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