World Cat Day T-Shirts

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Do you have any catsup?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Now I really hate poetry."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Mouse Princess

Support group for sheep.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'