Cat Appreciation Day Prints

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Cat box"

"Foster failure"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Bad dog."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

The Mouse Princess