Feline Admired Gifts

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Art Pets

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Cat's Valentine

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Meowzers!"

"Hello, Kitty!"

'Gimme a little kiss.'

Cat in gallery looking at pictures of birds and fish.

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

Courtship Gift.

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'