Feline Admired Mugs

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Net Zero Superstitions

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Art Pets

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Cat's Valentine

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Meowzers!"

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

Cat in gallery looking at pictures of birds and fish.

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

Courtship Gift.

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'