Therapy Pet Friend Gifts

Stuff nervous little dogs yap about.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."