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"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

'Of course it's an endangered species. You don't expect me to wear cockroaches, do you?'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"Foster failure"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

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'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Living with a cataholic.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Baskerville Tabby.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Cat and Dog Fights.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"The meaning of life is cats."