Quirky Bandmates Gifts

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"This does not make us friends."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Graffitti.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Don't tell him anything."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."