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'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Cactus seats.

Joined at the hipster.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

The americanisation of vulture.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Say hello to my little friend."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"She's a miniature."

"Beware of the frog"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Egyptian Football

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Mythical Family of Four.

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)