Quirky Painters Prints

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Cactus seats.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The americanisation of vulture.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Beware of the frog"

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Egyptian Football

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist