Quirky Creatives Pillows

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'He's maturing early.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Watch Your Step

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."