Creative Humor Gifts

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"I hear you're worth a fortune."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Football Chameleon

'Yes, all at once!'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Scottish Lawn

'How now, brown cow?'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"When did this game get started?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

The Cartoonists

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Cinderfelon

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'