Creative Comic Gifts

The Cartoonists

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You've changed."

Football Chameleon

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'