Creative Comic Gifts

The Cartoonists

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Football Chameleon

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The hyenas started it."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

But under a different accounting convention ...