Digital Content Aficionado Gifts

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The Influencer from Hamelin

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'There's nothing on.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Smartphone Sonogram

Creativity 2.0

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"I can't wait to post this."

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'Polly wants on-line.'

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

"Customers who bought this item also bought this item."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the computer equipment.'

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Spelling Bee: "Can you use the word in the form of a meme?"

New Gods

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

I can't vote for Clinton. I just keep thinking about how she said she didn't want to use two separate devices to check her personal and work email. I use six devices! iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad, iMac, laptop, and Kindle Paperwhite. Anyone who isn't packing at least four wifi-capable devices is too old-timey to run my country. You think Ted Cruz is packing? I don't want to have this conversation.