Content Crafting Connoisseur Mugs

Web Content Management

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

This Message Has No Content

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.