Content Connoisseurs Mugs

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

Trump returns home

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."