Novel Connoisseurs Mugs

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Bathroom Fairy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Inaction Figure

Trump returns home

Litteratti K9s.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'The first cocktail.'

Pisa Hut.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."