Casting Connoisseurs Mugs

"Once upon a time, seven dwarves was a tall order but now the snow white virgin is the real problem

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Who's the new guy?'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Are you talking to me?"

"L'adoration des comiques."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Jewish Deep Thinker

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

After Hours At Lincoln Center

'But if you were going to watch the idiot box, wouldn't you rather watch it in HD?'

"His publicist said he died peacefully. And now, a word from our sponsor, a publicist looking for a new client."

"You have to think outside the litter box."

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

The Sequels

'You call that a comedy routine? Seriously, it was laughable!'

"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."

"I think The Big Bang Theory and this administration should end like the last episode of Seinfeld - with everyone going to jail."