Novel Connoisseurs Pillows

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Who's the new guy?'

Malcolm Sargent

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Bathroom Fairy

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

The Family Joules: Part 3

'Don't worry it's organic...'

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

Inaction Figure

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Litteratti K9s.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Pisa Hut.

Trump returns home

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'The first cocktail.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."